Morphing McCain

  • Length: 0:15
  • Rating Average: 4.00 from 4 people
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  • Author: 2JokeU

Tags: 2008  Ass  Bald  Campaign  Cheese  Deformed  Dork  Election  Face  Fake  Friends  Goof  idiot  Jackass  John  Man  McCain  Morphing  November  Old  Politics  President  Robot  Stupid  Wobble 

John McCain morphing robot style McCain.This guy John McCain is a complete joke to watch in action. He keeps saying, "My Friends" and then whips his bald head around with a smile treating everyone like we are stupid sheep that will fall for his crap. This presidential election will be a complete...

God Gave Women Orgasms?

  • Length: 0:18
  • Rating Average: 2.60 from 15 people
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  • Author: 2JokeU

Tags: female  god  multiple  orgasm  sex  women 

Why did God give women orgasms? Do females really need to have orgasms during sex? That is the 2JokeU sex joke of the day.Background orgy session audio complete with orgasm girl sounds courtesy of: freesound.org

SEX Foreplay Blinking Girl Sex Joke

  • Length: 0:28
  • Rating Average: 4.50 from 4 people
  • View Count: 304' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: 2JokeU

Tags: 2Jokeu  blinking  foreplay  girl  girls  joke  sex  sexual  sexy 

This sex joke stars my buddies Joe and Jan. This joke is about blinking during sex foreplay. Is it possible to blink during sexual foreplay? Background beat used with permission courtesy of royaltyfreeinstrumentals.com Stay tuned for more sex jokes featuring sexy girls.

Hookers and Taxes Sex Joke

  • Length: 0:52
  • Rating Average: 4.00 from 6 people
  • View Count: 607' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: 2JokeU

Tags: 2JokeU  cocks  funny  hooker  hookers  joke  jokes  prostitute  sex  taxes 

What is a hooker to do about taxes? Here is a good solution for hookers and prostitutes filing taxes.Sex jokes are my favorite. This joke is about whores, hookers, sluts, whatever you want to call these sex machines that work sex for money.Background beat used with permission courtesy of...

Re: What the Chuck, TAMPON? - Original Song - Tampon Joke

  • Length: 0:36
  • Rating Average: 4.20 from 5 people
  • View Count: 123' favoriteCount='2
  • Author: 2JokeU

Tags: 2JokeU  archeaology  BRACK3N  crystal  girl  girls  ladies  lady  skull  TAMMpON  tampon  tampons  vagina  women 

This is a video response joke to my friend Tammpon and his video featuring a song by BRACK3N which discusses tampons.Check the song out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ-60SlfwysTAMMpON's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/tammponBRACK3N'S Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/BRACK3N

Getting To know Each Other - Ariel Rivera lyrics

  • Length: 3:18
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 5 people
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  • Author: Reikjhez

Tags: alternative  blues  buyoy  classical  country  math  music  opm  pop  rizal 

Latest tribute to BUYOY...hehehe reikjhez... heres the LyricsI call you and you call meIt's funny how we get on so easilyWe're just friends aren't weYou've got yours, I've got mineAnd friends are all we ever could be( But ) We're getting to know each otherA little too well( Getting to know each...

Message from Grateful Dead

  • Length: 0:59
  • Rating Average: 3.91 from 11 people
  • View Count: 554' favoriteCount='2
  • Author: 2JokeU

Tags: Dead  deadhead  deadheads  garcia  Grateful  jerry 

Grateful DeadJerry Garcia has come out of the grave to give me a message for all you deadheads.The Grateful Dead were one of the best bands of all time, but mind altering drugs were required to feel the groove.AAhhh, those were the days.

SEX Headache Remedy for Sexy Wife Sex Joke

  • Length: 0:35
  • Rating Average: 3.80 from 10 people
  • View Count: 6131' favoriteCount='3
  • Author: 2JokeU

Tags: 2jokeu  headache  joke  Jokes  pics  remedy  sex  sexual  wife 

We have all heard the dreaded "I have a headache" line at one time or another that leads to no sex. It is especially brutal for a sexy wife to say this to her husband when he is sex hungry and horny as a toad.Here you will find a wonderful solution to the "I have a headache" line.Sub up because I...

EXCLUSIVE Pinocchio Penis Problems Revealed Sex Joke

  • Length: 1:14
  • Rating Average: 4.70 from 10 people
  • View Count: 3574' favoriteCount='2
  • Author: 2JokeU

Tags: 2jokeU  girlfriend  joke  masturbating  masturbation  penis  Pinocchio  problem  sex 

Pinocchio and his little puppet girlfriend love to have sex. A problem develops with Pinocchio's penis that only Pinocchio's creator can solve.This joke cracks me up. I love jokes that feature the sex theme. Sex jokes rule.Background beat used with permission compliments of...

INCREDIBLE 12" Man Plays Piano

  • Length: 0:50
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 6 people
  • View Count: 351' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: 2JokeU

Tags: 2JokeU  black  downtown  expo  Freemasons  genie  Indianapolis  Indy  joke  Jokes  landmarks  lucky  man  midget  piano  rite  Scottish 

My story this evening comes from downtown Indianapolis late on a Saturday night during the huge Black Expo weekend. We looked like 2 almonds in a Hershey Bar among all the thousands of african americans out to party and have a good time. Everyone of all races were having a great time!I thought it...

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